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Tide To Go pens are small, affordable, and fast-acting, so you don’t have to cancel that paintball match, even if it lands before a Senate hearing.
Alcatraz wasn’t built just to hold America’s Original Gangsters like Al Capone and Machine Gun Kelly.
It was built to break them, which made it the OG of OGs.
Today’s Machine Gun Kelly is willing to try anything to change, and win back Megan Fox.
YETI believes there’s no shame in enjoying the outdoors in your own way, especially if it gets you outdoors.
After all, not everyone hikes, camps, or enjoys sleeping in a tent. But everyone eats.
And if you’re eating well outside, you probably used a Yeti.
beef stew for @adambomb’s gourmet gone wild
@logancooks’s gourmet is glazed carrots
@jenn_n_moose’s gourmet is an ice roller
And they’re everywhere.
In the beginning, there was the pen, and that pen was a BIC.
Then came the great uncapping, and ink stained the star-paved firmament.
A bubbling blackness as far as the eye could see, or the mind could wander.
And the BIC became two, and two became hundreds, and hundreds became billions.
Billions of small big bangs in billions of hands, BIC pens gave life to the void.
Words, art, music, to-do lists and doodles, even that funny s-shape from middle school.
Billions of BICs, abandoned in pockets, discarded on desks, now held like long-lost lovers found.
Waiting for you to write your thoughts into existence.
Because no idea is too small, or too big for a BIC.
The gas station everyone knew about in the Good ‘Ole Days is the gas station everyone has forgotten about today.
But the good ‘ole days were only the good ‘ole days because there was a future on the horizon worth driving to.
Sinclair is here to remind us the future still exists, or whatever is left of it.
Dino, Sinclair’s mascot, has a unique perspective to share, both on social and along roadsides.
And Sinclair will start preparing for the those flying cars that are coming any day now.
Twisted Tea has caffeine, sugar, and alcohol. If there’s one person who needs that holy trinity to relax, it’s Florida’s own Florida man.
Refreshing, even after losing tug of war with your truck.
A great way to keep cool while watching a microwave microwave a microwave.
Winning a motor oil slip ‘n slide calls for something even smoother.
Keep one cold, he might break in to clean your house and do your laundry.
Because trying to cash a 386 billion dollar check at every bank in the state really works up a thirst.
Karate fighting swans for 3 hours really takes it out of you.
Bianca Cherry as AD.